We would like to announce that our bass-player, Ernie, has won the first annual Dorktones Bad Taste award for his enormous bad taste in music. Ernie won the award because of his relentless attempts to get some songs out of his dreadful music library up on the Dorktones playlist and get them played on the Dorktones.com podcast. Some examples include the Jackson 5, the Walker Brothers and australian cavemen, the Hoodoo Gurus.

When asked to comment on the award, Ernie said: "I'm very touched and honored to receive this award. This is the first ever prize I've won in my life!". He later added that he wondered were he could collect the prize money.
"He won hands down" said DJ-wannabe and guitarist WJ. "We [the other two dorks] didn't even come close".
Pieter, the dorky drummer, added: "That's odd, I did't know that there even was such an award" as he headed back to his cave.