Once again the Dorktones would like to apologize to you, our dear Dorktones enthusiasts. Last night the dorks would have played at the EXIT in Rotterdam but the Royal Dutch Airline thought different. The flight that would take Ernie, the bad-taste bass player, from London to Rotterdam got cancelled due to an engine defect. Faced with no alternative routes, the bad-luck bass player was forced to call off the performance at the EXIT. The other two dorks tried to pick a random bloke from the street to fill in for the unfortunate bass player, but without success. And thus the Dorktones just had to cancel the gig.
The Dorktones would like to let you know that they regret this cancellation and are very sorry to let you down, again.